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Klokken ringer ud for dig
Og nu lytter du mens Sjakket fletter dine hudtotter
Sadler op på din cykel, triller hjemad
En tur igennem Knokkelland, og hey, hva'e så den af?
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For jeg' fra Vendsyssel, det' da klart, jeg snart fik snakket lidt om det
gik rundt i Hjørring som en knægt, og klart, jeg lyder lidt som det
Fortryder jeg mon det? Egentlig ik'
for smæk mig på et beat på nordjysk, knægt, og så syder det
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definér dit nordjysk' maksimum, og du ved jeg overbyder det
ja, sårn forlyder det, men hvad betyder det?
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Stiller I op én mod én ender Sjakket som mestre
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Kender du det, ender vi det, put op jeres hænder til det
Og så ta'r det fart lissom HIV, og så ender det
Sjakket starter nordjysk revolution, bevæbnet til tænderne.

For jeg' glad ved å hold fast i min accent
For mig vil rigsdansk aldrig blive andet end en dårlig pendant
Og vendelbomål blev min personlige svanesang
Ku' lyt til folk sige "SÅRN ER' BAR" hele dagen lang
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Så har du os' en fucked accent, så stik din hånd op i luften
Folk må skride fra bageriet hvis de ik' ka' klare duften
Håber de på, Sjakket går Århusiansk er jeg bange for, vi må skuffe dem
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Så vi venter pænt ved muffen, venter med å puf' den
Til vi har rapport fra den finske man i ruffen
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vi pejler vore negler ad dem der hygge-heil'er
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